Post by wokka on Sept 27, 2011 9:22:06 GMT -5
Hi my name is wokka and i like turtles.
i only recently found out that it's not normal to have a tail, the sound of her laughter is still ringing in my ears
my early years were spent in the Australian outback, driving beat up valiants (slant 6 and 3 on the tree) around the top paddock, somehow managing to hit the only tree in a 5 acre field almost everytime
tonight i am having breakfast for dinner, because breakfast is way too good to be wasted on the morning
I have a pet goldfish called woof, he enjoys long walks with me
woof doesn't like mike. but as they normally stay out of each others way, so it's not too bad
you may ask who is mike?
thats my secret, and none of your business
i never had the opportunity to learn the harmonica, this upsets me, because it's easily the coolest instrument ever
i dream of taking one on an airplane, and having a captive audience for a full 14 hours on the flight from Dubai to Sydney.
in my dream, they give me the key to the city when i land
Things I Like:
i like the noise small children make when you hit them and they fall down,
(old people make much the same noise ?!?! but not people in the middle, i wonder why?).
I like my goldfish woof, and he likes me.
Carving replicas of skyscapers from vegetables.
Things I Dislike:
Balloon animals, its not a Giraffe its a bent up balloon!
Fat people who aren't jolly, (fat people have to be jolly its the LAW!)
Hangovers!!!
Sad clowns (clowns are supposed to be funny!!!!!)
Small sticks with pointy ends.
If i could turn myself invisible, i would fly to france, and beat a mime to death, could you imagine the round of applause?!?!
To be honest i only came here cos i was told that Tuesdays is chocolate cake with sprinkles and ice cream day
i only recently found out that it's not normal to have a tail, the sound of her laughter is still ringing in my ears
my early years were spent in the Australian outback, driving beat up valiants (slant 6 and 3 on the tree) around the top paddock, somehow managing to hit the only tree in a 5 acre field almost everytime
tonight i am having breakfast for dinner, because breakfast is way too good to be wasted on the morning
I have a pet goldfish called woof, he enjoys long walks with me
woof doesn't like mike. but as they normally stay out of each others way, so it's not too bad
you may ask who is mike?
thats my secret, and none of your business
i never had the opportunity to learn the harmonica, this upsets me, because it's easily the coolest instrument ever
i dream of taking one on an airplane, and having a captive audience for a full 14 hours on the flight from Dubai to Sydney.
in my dream, they give me the key to the city when i land
Things I Like:
i like the noise small children make when you hit them and they fall down,
(old people make much the same noise ?!?! but not people in the middle, i wonder why?).
I like my goldfish woof, and he likes me.
Carving replicas of skyscapers from vegetables.
Things I Dislike:
Balloon animals, its not a Giraffe its a bent up balloon!
Fat people who aren't jolly, (fat people have to be jolly its the LAW!)
Hangovers!!!
Sad clowns (clowns are supposed to be funny!!!!!)
Small sticks with pointy ends.
If i could turn myself invisible, i would fly to france, and beat a mime to death, could you imagine the round of applause?!?!
To be honest i only came here cos i was told that Tuesdays is chocolate cake with sprinkles and ice cream day