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Post by headcase on Jun 5, 2013 21:45:48 GMT -5
Had to do another wrench session on the bike tonight. But instead of breaking out the toolbox, I decided to do a Father Merrin maneuver and grabbed 2 (metric) wrenches and held them up in a cross with my left hand, flicked fork oil all over the bike with my right hand, and yelled "THE POWER OF RICE PROPELS YOU" repeatedly for 4 hours straight.
I think it worked.
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Post by XS Rod on Jun 25, 2013 16:25:53 GMT -5
Yeah Dan... as I recall Father Merrin thought it worked too...
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Post by grizld1 on Jun 25, 2013 19:39:23 GMT -5
Dan, I'm sorry to break it to you, but if you want results, you're going about this wrong. I'm not free to release details of the operation, but getting the spirit help you need to expel gremlins will involve a quart of rum, a few good cigars, some flowers, a white rooster, and a sharp knife, among other things. It's far more effective and less dangerous to hire a pro to conduct the proceedings.
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Post by headcase on Jun 26, 2013 1:31:20 GMT -5
Welp...not sure I can rustle up the exact ingredients you listed, but you make a good point. Perhaps I need to be a bit less sober during the proceedings? I'd be less inhibited, if anything..might help.
A fifth of Yukon Jack or Southern Comfort 100, a half dozen hand-rolled smoky treats (legal, of course), a wild rhubarb plant, a decrepid old black cat and an 18 inch stainless machete are about the best I can do on short notice. I've always been good at improvising.
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Post by grizld1 on Jun 26, 2013 21:12:37 GMT -5
Dan, the rum, cigars, and chicken ain't for you, they're for--never mind. I've said too much already.
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Post by headcase on Jun 27, 2013 0:01:39 GMT -5
We better be careful, or someone might snag this entire convo for amateur night material at the local comedy club. I know I was laughing like Shemp on nitrous oxide for a while there....
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